Not-a-Scam Package
$300- One container of ChonkyBonky (69 total pills)
- Literally nothing else
ChonkyBonky™
The All-in-One Dietary Supplement for Bonking your Chonk
Testimonial 🥵🥴
After just ONE day of chonky bonky™️, I was having the best 💩 of my life with organic-fair trade- non-GMO-cruelty-free - diamond- filtered water imported from exotic Brazilian rain runnoff 💦💦. We then infused Biotin and Collagen 🥕 VEGAN 🍆 from grass-fed and free-range beef🐄🐮 This will align your harmony, karma, and feng shui when bathing under the mystical UVs of new 🌑🌑 moon 🌑🌑
I mean just LOOK at my facial hair! 🧔🧔. We are not 🤡🤡 over here.
- Andy Le, definitely NOT the founder and CEO of ChonkyBonky
BUY NOW
ChonkyBonky is a product that only comes once in a lifetime. If you don’t achieve the results advertised, you’ll get your money back guaranteed!* Because it’s the holiday season, we’ll even throw in 22% off your first order of ChonkyBonky. Just use the promo code NOTASCAM at checkout.
*You won't.
Pricing
Pricing model determined by our patented AI, crypto, blockchain technology “ChonkyBonkyGiveMeYourMoneyAI”
Literally-a-Scam Package
$1200- Three containers of ChonkyBonky (207 total pills)
- Literally nothing else
Kind-of-a-Scam Package
$700- Two containers of ChonkyBonky (138 total pills)
- Literally nothing else
Our CEO
Meet our CEO, Andy Le, who graduated Summa Cum Laude from Yale University, pictured above. Andy stands at the forefront of innovation in the dietary supplement industry. He is the brains behind this life-changing product. The biggest, bestest nerd of them all. The throat goat. The big bunion boi. BDE himself. The “FDA” tried to take him and ChonkyBonky down, but little did they know, the “F” in “FDA” stands for fake, not real. The case was easily won because of this.
In his free time, Andy enjoys practicing misogyny. One of his greatest influences in life is Andrew Tate. Sometimes Andy even goes by the moniker Andy Tate. Aside from his hate for women, Andy also really enjoys coffee, anime, fountain pens, and losing in Pokemon Unite and Overwatch.